A Cry for Help (And the Post Titles I Got Instead)

I asked my Discord server how should I call this blog... Instead, they gave me post ideas... Somehow.

Here are their "brilliant" ideas for articles.

101 things to do with skewers (spoilers: it's not food).

This reminded me of Insomniac's Wolverine game. I'm really excited to play it. See? This is still a video game blog at heart. I think.

18 Pokémon Cards that will make you want to hug them.

They said Alcreamie. THAT'S NOT HUGGABLE, THAT'S FOOD. Anyways, Eevee is #1, and that's a fact.

Hard to notice benefits of consuming partially lactose-free milk.

I don't even think they know I'm lactose intolerant.

Chainsaw hands, useful or fashion?

Definitely fashion. Have you seen it? It's cool af. Haven't watched the show tho.

100 exciting yet satisfying ways to flip a pancake.

I can't even come up with 3. Frontflip? Backflip? Sideflip? Ow, now I want pancakes...

8 finger skate tricks that will get you infinite sex.

I'd definitely like to know. iykyk. (Do you know? Please tell me.)

How to turn your heels into pistols.

What am I now, Bayonetta? C'mon guys. It's obviously duct tape.

Strange, but healthy results of reading artificially long headlines.

The primary result is the realization that my friends are geniuses and I should never ask them for anything ever again. A very healthy boundary to set.

Hope you had fun!